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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-02-26 15:34:15

Me: What animals do you like?
Wife: Interesting question... I think when I was young I liked certain animals because they were cute and I wanted to cuddle them, kittens, puppies, etc. but as I got older I tended to like animals that are endangered in some way, especially turtles.
Me: I like orcas because they destroy yachts.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2024-03-28 11:35:53

Ray-Ban Meta glasses hands-on: AI features coming in April, triggered by "Hey, Meta", are sometimes impressive and helpful, but the AI often gets things wrong (New York Times)

Meta’s Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Use AI to See, Hear and Speak. What Are They Like?
What happens when a columnist and a reporter use A.I. glasses to scan groceries, monuments and zoo animals? Hilarity, wonder and lots of mistakes ensued.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2024-04-20 18:14:38

Under a cat video. See the kitty responsible for the apocalypse:
#cats

@mattmacintosh4678 4 months ago Watching old videos like these is always sad, because I know the cat I'm watching is most likely dead. you both are adorable and I know they had amazing life 883 Reply 26 replies @motherlandmars5999 4 months ago Animals are one of the most beautiful blessings given to us by Almighty Allah. They add color and joy to our world and our lives. And if we look carefully, Almighty Allah has created many more beauties like this for us completely without reciprocat…
@jake4480@c.im
2024-03-18 22:15:18

Any of y'all on Pixelfed that I don't already follow there? Gimme a shout, I'll follow you there. You can see my own feed of questionable quality here 😂
#pixelfed

Jake Beamer (@jake4480@pxlmo.com)
27 Posts, 24 Following, 12 Followers · I like nature, animals, weird stuff, games, toys, yknow.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2024-03-28 15:30:09

especially when it's blindingly obvious that when a monkey throws poo at you they're saying fuck you buddy
From: @…
mastodon.social/@whatthecj/112

CJ Gaspari (@whatthecj@mastodon.social)
I love observations like this on animals that further prove humans aren't 'better than/smarter than‘ our other living cohabitants on this planet https://sonomu.club/@gavcloud/112168640198787171

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2024-02-13 21:24:14

Here are my favorite valentine's day cards! Feel free to send me more!
Check out these: mastodon.social/@anubiarts/111 by @…

A valentine's day card edited only using free and open source software saying “what if we kissed exchanged our public key” The page shows many cute emojis, hearts, the GIMP paprika, and a gpg public key import log text.
A valentine's day card saying “Are you using KDE? Because you're a Qt” (Qt is pronounced like “cutie”
A valentine's day card saying “There is no union without you 'U' and 'I'” with the domain “MayDayStrike.org”

Anubi (@anubiarts@mastodon.social)
Attached: 4 images Oh no! For some silly reason you forgot to have a gift for your partner or loved one? Worry not, I got the perfect solution for you... Silly Animal Redraw Valentine Cards! Perfect for your true love If it wasn't obvious, these are free to use! #MastoArt #FediArt #PixelArt #ValentinesDay #ValentineCard #Cats #Animals